My original goal was to create blog entries in the style of my cleric's personal journal. Sadly, Pik's intelligence of 3 means the poor bastard can't read and write. Instead of giving you a thrilling account of how our first adventure got started, the tricky battle of the kitchen and the epic surrender and re-fight of the poker room, the best I can do is off you descriptions of Pik's scrapbooking of the adventure.
Page One: A sign written by someone else "Adventuer for Hire!"
Page Two: A smashed kobold tooth, some kobold hair and a crude picture of a playing card.
Page Three: A crudely drawn picture of pots and pans. Also another kobold tooth carefully pulled out of his mace.
Page Four: Seventy-seven ink slashes. These represent the 77 copper pieces they found but since math is beyond him, he had to mark each coin separately.
Pik shall have his triumphant return to The Coffin Nail tonight, it appears. I wonder if he'll recognize it?
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