My original goal was to create blog entries in the style of my cleric's personal journal. Sadly, Pik's intelligence of 3 means the poor bastard can't read and write. Instead of giving you a thrilling account of how our first adventure got started, the tricky battle of the kitchen and the epic surrender and re-fight of the poker room, the best I can do is off you descriptions of Pik's scrapbooking of the adventure.
Page One: A sign written by someone else "Adventuer for Hire!"
Page Two: A smashed kobold tooth, some kobold hair and a crude picture of a playing card.
Page Three: A crudely drawn picture of pots and pans. Also another kobold tooth carefully pulled out of his mace.
Page Four: Seventy-seven ink slashes. These represent the 77 copper pieces they found but since math is beyond him, he had to mark each coin separately.